Friday, March 30, 2007

Some Solid Associate Advice via iBanking Oasis

This post by bankerella titled "Seven guerilla techniques I learned from third-year veterans" serves as a reminder to all who don't know any better - don't hate the playa, hate the game.

How to make sure nobody actually ever scrubs your numbers. This technique requires many boxes of tiny sticky flags, six colors of highlighter, several big black binders, bad handwriting, and a solid knowledge of the associate mentality. If you drop a truckload of hard-copy backup on their desk with several hundred sticky flags pointing every which way and color-coded handwritten notes that look like they're in Farsi, you really think they're gonna roll up their sleeves and start scrubbing? No. They'll trust you.

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